Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me
Lesbian Seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Fly with me lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea
With me that’s where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you’re with me
She skims the water
At the new time to seek
Her fish and she emerges
With one squirming in her beak
She plays among the waves
And hides between the swells
She walks the beach at twilight
Searching for some shells
Come with me
Lesbian Seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Oh fly with me lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea
With me that’s where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you’re — you’re with me
And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She loooks at her as if to say
The day is done
It’s time to find their shelter
Hidden in the dunes
And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me
Lesbian seagull
You just watch the world oh my
Just you and me lesbian seagull
Side by side with me ’till we die
(’Till we die)
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin’ high
I need to vent. Don’t read unless you are really bored. Explicit language. I was just playing a No limit holdem tournament on full tilt poker. In one of my other posts I said I was trying to build a poker bankroll starting from $0 by doing freerolls and I eventually had $50. Today I was a little angry that lately I have been getting a lot of bad beats in the Sit and Gos so I decided to play a tournament where the buying fee was about 1/5 of my bankroll (not a good idea but I was playing tight and playing just to be in the money, not get 1st). There were 631 entrants and 63 got paid and I was pretty sure I could make the top 63. By the time about 73 were left I was not doing great, but I was in a good enough position to get paid. I had decided that I was going to play extremely tight and not play a hand unless I got pocket kings or pocket aces (maybe queens) in which case I would go all in. 66 are left and I pick up the pocket kings. One guy before me raised a a bit. When I all in everyone after me folds and its back on him. He calls. He shows AK offsuit. He needs an ace to win. I have him dominated, but you know the 3 outers they always fuck me. On the flop he hits his ace and since he has one of the other kings I’m pretty much fucked. Of course I cant catch the last king and now I’m out in 66th. Now I’m pretty pissed off. The guy had 3 cards in the deck to catch and he catches one. This always happens to me. When I have a pocket pair and the other person has an ace and the card I have they always win. Want to know the irony? The guy doubled up like 2 hands earlier on pocket kings. Now he gets lucky and beats them. And the all in with the pocket kings was not a bad move, ask any poker player, you cant lay that down. Well I guess I’ll get over it. Not down a lot of money but really pisses me off that some guy gets so damn lucky. Wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t out right before the money.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I have just found out that yesterday, Sunday, June 22nd 2008, George Carlin died at the age of 71 of heart failure. Carlin was one of the greatest comedians. If you refresh this page enough you may see some of his quotes in the random quote section. He will always be remembered for being one of the greats of comedy. Thank you Carlin for your great work and may you rest in peace.
Here is a video of Carlin
Warning: Vulgar Language (Its Carlin. What do you expect?)
Like I said I didn’t plan on continuing my posting every day this month for many reasons. I actually have a decent topic to talk about right now. Lately I have been playing a bit of online poker. I have never deposited into my account and I started playing freerolls (tournaments that are free to enter but still have real money prizes). I have been trying to build a bankroll out of nothing. Yesterday I entered a $1 buy-in tournament and out of the 848 entrants I came in 5th earning $41. Now I have $45 in my account. Lets see if I can turn $45 into $1000.
Well yesterday I didn’t make a post. Sure, you can’t trust me to post every day, but you can trust me to be honest about it. I really don’t see the point in posting every day anymore. I thought it would make my blog more interesting, but it seems to me that it has actually made it less interesting, because I don’t have enough creative ideas to post once a day. I feel my blog is starting to look like its filled with spam. I might continue to post every day. I’m not sure. I have been a bit braindead the past few weeks. I need to my creative part of my brain functioning again. I will see if I can repair it. Can anyone loan me a wrench?
It surprises me that people would actually look at my blog. Although I see that I get at least a few hits every day. If you read don’t be scared to leave a comment or ask me a question. In fact if your reading this I demand that you leave a comment on this post. Let me know my readers exist. Leave some feedback. Tell me something about yourself. Ask a question. Comment about how strange I am. Insult me. Try to sell me a bible. I don’t care as long as I know your there. (That last sentence rhymes)
I declare today, June 10th, National Sit on Your Ass and Do Nothing Day. In the future on June 10th we will not have to work. Instead we will sit on our asses and do nothing.
I’m sorry I am getting really lazy these days and not posting on time. I am actually about 3 minutes late for June 10ths post. I am going to edit the time so it says I posted it yesterday.
I think I have a pretty creative mind and could make some good posts, but when I need to post something every day and I put it off I cant write under pressure.
“I like to play Blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle”
- Mitch Hedberg
Today I found out that there are 3 new flavors of mountain dew. I was looking at the description of the flavor of one (because Revolution doesn’t exactly describe a flavor) and I see that all these new flavors have Ginseng in them. I didn’t know what ginseng was until earlier so I went to wikipedia to find out. So I found out Ginseng is an ingredient that keeps you awake. My question is why is it marketed towards kids? I’ll answer my own question too. Money. The Ginseng gets them hooked into it so they drink like 10 of them a day and just keep buying them. Its obviously being marketed to kids. The website http://www.dewmocracy.com has music that would probably be more attractive to kids. The flavors all sound like something for kids; Wild Berry Fruit, Strawberry Melon, and Raspberry Citrus. Fun fact - According to a study, Ginseng can “enhance libido and copulatory performance”. Another fun fact- I just learned a new word, copulatory.
Well it is official, June 08th 2008 I failed to keep my promise about posting every day in the month of June. However I have put forth the effort to right this wrong and post now, 17 minutes after midnight, to make up for it. I am deeply sorry for those who were disappointed and left bored out of their mind while they skipped church this Sunday. After forgetting to write a post today and just realizing a few minutes ago I decided that this apology counts as yesterday’s post. I will write another post later today and hopefully you will find it more entertaining. I just realized today is Monday and if anyone reading this has a job just think about me sleeping in while you go to work. Have a great Monday.
Believe it or not blogging isn’t a walk in the park. Especially when I promised I was going to make a post every day for this whole month. Before I promised a post a day I blogged about what was on my mind or just something I found funny. The last few days I’ve had to force myself to think of a topic that was blogworthy. Today I thought I would tell you what influenced each of my posts so far this month. June 1st I posted about Futurama I didn’t have many ideas for a post and a Futurama marathon was on Comedy Central at the time, so I found a clip that I really liked and posted it. I couldn’t think of much to say. June 2nd I posted a rant about censorship in the world today. At the time I had no ideas and this was just something I thought of. I am Uncle Walter, I might as well have a few rants on my blog. June 3rd was me advertising a long lost 90s Seattle band that at this point in time is one of my favorite bands. June 4th was one of my favorite posts, because it showcases my complete randomness and is a completely non-serious topic. June 5th I wrote a review of the comic Ralphie May. At the time I had recently favorited the videos I posted on YouTube and didn’t have any ideas for a post. June 6th, yesterday, I posted about poker, because I had been playing some online and watching some videos. Today’s post is one that I like, because I didn’t wait and rush to figure out something to post. I just had an idea that I liked and I went with it. I feel this post should help people that cant make sense of my random topics.
